it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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