You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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