Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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