is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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