Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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