They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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