I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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