Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Your dad touched me again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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