yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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