We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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