why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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