We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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