what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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