i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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