Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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