i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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