Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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