I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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