I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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