dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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