Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
sex in a hospital.. check
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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