Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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Everyone says I win the strip club
i believe in u and ur pee
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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