He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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