She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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