i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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