You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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