I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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