it wasn't lemon gatorade
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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