is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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