she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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