Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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