Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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