Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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