shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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