Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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