mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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