Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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