she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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