You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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