she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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