what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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