i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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