she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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