i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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