In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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