i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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