I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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