never play flip cup with pint glasses
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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