tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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