gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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